Wednesday, January 9, 2013

I Am A One Percenter!!!

(read the last sentence)
This just about says it all.
"Where can I get my pistol engraved like this?"
A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" He promptly replied, "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun."
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house? I said I did. She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, "Of course it is loaded; it can't work without bullets!" She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?" My reply was, "No, not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too."
And Remember...
I'm a one percenter...because 99% of people who read this won't forward it! If they ever figure out a surefire way to take guns from the lawbreakers this Constitutional right would no longer be under fire. Even Japan admitted that the reason they did not continue to invade the US in l941was because every citizen owned a gun and stood ready to defend this country

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