Watch Your Mail

Just wanted to let you know, today I received my

2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds,

cornbread mix,

a prayer rug,

a machine to blow smoke up my ass,

2 discount coupons to KFC,

an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker,

and a "Blame it on Bush"poster for the front yard.

 

The directions were in Spanish.

Watch for yours, coming soon.

Thx Odie