Dear Democratic Party Contributor:
Our records show that you have not yet made your contribution to President Obama's Reelection Campaign Fund. The good news is, it's not too late for you to do so. It is very important that you send your contribution in as soon as possible, and forward this to everyone in your e-mail address book. If you break the chain, bad luck will befall you in less than a week.
Tommie S. of Shreveport, LA broke the chain, and his business was audited by the IRS for the last ten years.
William R. of Sioux City, IA broke the chain, and BATFE agents found five hundred assault rifles in his garage.
Samantha K. of Cincinnati, OH broke the chain, and the FBI found her stash of child pornography on her office PC.
On the other hand, donors who responded within 24 hours and forwarded the message on to at least 50 friends were blessed with good luck and fortune.
Jeffrey I. of Washington, D.C. contributed $50,000 and passed the message on to 5,000 people, and his company received full tax exemptions for 2010.
Steven S, of Menlo Park, CA bundled $500,000 and passed the message on to 7,500 people, and his wife's law firm collected $2.4 million in fees connected to the Department of Energy loan he helped procure for Solyndra.
Bertha L. of Philadelphia, PA contributed an undisclosed amount and passed the message on to 400,000 people, and her organization received a $300,000 grant to register more democratic voters.
So please, for your own good, send in your contribution and pass on the message within 24 hours, or bad luck will follow....The Peoples Cube